I found this
on Tumblr. And it's probably my new favorite Tumblr fan page. Ever. I can't even with some of this stuff. Never even realized all the problems that came with this fanbase. lololol Only saltgunners would understand. ;P Anyhoo... these were too hilarious and I couldn't help but to feel the need to share.
"I hear that unicorns ride on silver moonbeams, and that they shoot rainbows out of their ass!"